Curtain raiser for the New Year 2012

 

Kapil Sibal has his own Facebook account and he likes, shares and comments ‘too good’ on the controversial pictures of Sonia-Manmohan and Sonia-Baba Ramdev

 

Rahul Gandhi appoints Varun Gandhi, Kiran Bedi and Kumar Vishwas as his political mentors and designate Digvijay Singh as the Dean of his Political Coaching Academy

 

Mira Kumar learns few more phrases other than baaith jaao baaith jaao and shant rahiye shant rahiye, she now says chilla lo jitna chillana ho sadan sthagit naheen hoga .

 

Manmohan Singh launches his own music album with Poonam Pandey which becomes super-duper hit as its rap music is arranged by Annu Malik- composer of songs like Unchi Hai Building… Lift Teri Band Hai

 

Following huge success in his Ayurveda Business, Baba Ramdev enters into Allopathy and homeopathy business and his loyal supporters blindly follow him there too

 

 Anil Ambani tells his elder brother that he wants to surrender all his companies, Mukesh says Tera Haq Tu hi Rakh, Teri Companies WTF

 

Big B makes series of BHTB with the names- Buddha Hoga Tera Chaaca, Buddha Hoga Tera Bhai, Buddha Hoga Teraa Mama

 

Mayawati throws out statues of Amitabh, Aishwarya and Kareena from Madam Tussauds Museum to accommodate her statue along with that of Kanshi Ram and Babasaheb Bhimrao Ambedkar

 

Rakhi Sawant starts anchoring shows on Sanskar and Aastha channel in her latest designer swimsuits, says that its her duty to educate old people about the latest fashion

 

Sensex shoots up 500 points, but alas, that happened as someone had placed a Murga Chap Rocket under the Bull installed at Bombay Stock Exchange

 

Ajmal Kasab dies in the prison due to overeating of Kauwa Biryani

 

Chetan Bhagat comes up with a new novel named “Love Circle”, he describes all the possible aspects and positions of love in this novel

 

Showing generosity, Montek Singh Ahluwalia increases the per day per capita for common man to Rs 32.25 from Rs 32

 

Ajit Singh becomes Foreign Minister of United States, he was the second choice for Finance Minister of China too but proactive Amar Singh reached there a day before

 

News channels start showing super hit B, C, D grade movies like Andha Pyar, Jhoothi Mohabbat, Har Raat Naya Saudagar to maintain their TRP ratings

 

Sachin Tendulkar finally makes his100th century in a match at his home ground in Perry Cross Road in Mumbai

 

Lalu Prasad Yadav goes on Maun Vrat, his last words were- “Jab tak Parliament me humare bhaison ke liye tabela naheen ban jaata hum kuch nahee bolungaa”. Well, his decision is welcomed and respected by all.