Feku’s Narco Analysis Test

My favourite hobby- scaring puppies
My motto- Mobocracy
My goal- adani, ambani, italian, learn english, go to the US, chai chai chai!
My most hated line- all Indians are equal
My favourite song- I won’t wear the skull cap
I am a born hindu and I am a born-again fascist
I believe in Ek bharat, ruled by me alone
Hitler is my guru, rest are fakes
I have snooped on a lot of people, that girl is just one of them
You see, Gujarat has always been a better- off state, I just hired a PR agency
When I look into the mirror I see hundreds of dead children, women and men/ I keep breaking mirrors. I want clean mirrors not clean chits
The only statue that will be made is mine
Dangaaiyon(rioteers) aur(&) bailon(bullies), Ram is outdated, try me
Who is vivekanand? Oh yeah, devanand’s brother, but why is he called swami vivekanand?
Asaram and I do a lot of raas leela together
Ramdev, sri sri, all of them are just my playthings
See vikas is my kundli name. So, yes! This election is all about vikas
Personally, I am more comfortable with the moniker ‘Lahupurush’(blood-man) than ‘Lohpurush’(ironman)
My favourite film is ‘Me, myself and Modi’
Frankly, fake encounter Shah is my soulmaid. He knows things I don’t even know I should know