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- My favourite hobby- scaring puppies
- My motto- Mobocracy
- My goal- adani, ambani, italian, learn english, go to the US, chai chai chai!
- My most hated line- all Indians are equal
- My favourite song- I won’t wear the skull cap
- I am a born hindu and I am a born-again fascist
- I believe in Ek bharat, ruled by me alone
- Hitler is my guru, rest are fakes
- I have snooped on a lot of people, that girl is just one of them
- You see, Gujarat has always been a better- off state, I just hired a PR agency
- When I look into the mirror I see hundreds of dead children, women and men/ I keep breaking mirrors. I want clean mirrors not clean chits
- The only statue that will be made is mine
- Dangaaiyon(rioteers) aur(&) bailon(bullies), Ram is outdated, try me
- Who is vivekanand? Oh yeah, devanand’s brother, but why is he called swami vivekanand?
- Asaram and I do a lot of raas leela together
- Ramdev, sri sri, all of them are just my playthings
- See vikas is my kundli name. So, yes! This election is all about vikas
- Personally, I am more comfortable with the moniker ‘Lahupurush’(blood-man) than ‘Lohpurush’(ironman)
- My favourite film is ‘Me, myself and Modi’
- Frankly, fake encounter Shah is my soulmaid. He knows things I don’t even know I should know
